Here are 10 real-life excuses for being late.

1.  While rowing across the river to work, I got lost in the fog.

2.  Someone stole all my daffodils.

3.  I had to go audition for American Idol.

4.  My ex-husband stole my car so I couldn’t drive to work.

5.  My route to work was shut down by a presidential motorcade.

6.  I have transient amnesia and couldn’t remember my job.

7.  I was indicted for securities fraud this morning.

8.  The line was too long at Starbucks.

9.  I was trying to get my gun back from the police.

10.  I didn’t have money for gas because all of the pawnshops were closed.

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