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LeBron makes an underhand half-court SWISH!

Jasmine:  A little rough.  Song choice, Sister.  Judges are right on and I like this girl, too but think it’s gonna be an uphill battle to stay.

Matt:  Nervous maybe?  Voice shaky and it’s getting worse as he goes on……ugh…..make it stop!

Why is Ryan dressed like he’s getting set for a NKOTB video?

Janine: Sexy Lady!  Oh God…..what’s wrong with her voice?  Go Simon, it’s your birfday! It wasn’t a good song for her….I thought tonight was supposed to be better than last week?  So far disappointed.  

Nick/Norman:  I LOVE him, LOVE this HOT mess!  His performance is the best so far, but I’m having a hard time believing that the humor can or will carry him through.  He’s great entertainment, though!! Side note, though…..my bff says Norman pisses him off saying he, quote, “stole the spotlight from other deserving people, this is not America’s Got Talent.”

Allison: Clearly the best performance of the night so far.  Genuinely strong voice and she looks cute, too.  I totally buy her as a performer!  She’s 16?  And Heart is NOT easy to sing.  Go on, Randawg!

Kris: Funny that Simon would say that his modesty was a turnoff considering we heard nothing but from David Archuletta BUT modesty and he never complained about him. He’s doing well but why do Michael Jackson after watching the misery of our poor Beachwood contestant, Stephen, fail miserably?  Holy crap!  Simon just agreed with Paula!  It’s the end of the earth!!!!!!  Save yourself…..Simon likes him and says the “chicks will like him!”

Megan: I didn’t like her initial audition.  Her voice was to squirrelly singin’ Corrine .  She looks incredibly uncomfortable in that baby doll outfit and her shimmy sham moves.  Okay, moment of truth….Paula is rambling.  Simon says she’s a “funny little thing” and I agree.  But he wants her to go through……me, not so much.  I don’t dislike her but not sold that she’s better than everyone else.  

Matt the Welder:  He’s Mr. Clean as a youngster.  Cute family. He’s singing Tonic, one of my faves!  uh oh….does he think he’s in the shower?…..wait for it.  He’s starting to settle down.   He’s doing some strange, “i’m on a surfboard.”  Darn.  Simon doesn’t like it….boring he says, didn’t suit him but he IS sorry.  Once again kids, poor song choice.  Matt fights back, though, and disagrees!  Randy’s with Simon…..so are the girls.

Jesse:  Singing Kim Carnes?  Awesome!  Miss that song…..here she goes.  In a small way reminds me of Fiona Apple.  A little quirky.  She sounds good! Nice smile and looks like she’s having fun, I just hope Simon doesn’t compare it to cruise ship singing…….Randy’s problem is that she didn’t blow him away.  True dat, Dawg.  But when compared to some of the others, HOLY cow, she was Kim Carnes herself.  Simon thinks she’s forgettable.  As of tonight I think they are ALL forgettable.  Can we bring back Tatiana!!  LOL!

Kai:  Old, tired song….”What becomes of a broken Heart.” But he pulls it off for the most part.  I was bored but he’s decent eye candy.  Kara says, “Pitchy dawg and old fashioned.” Amen, Sister.  Simon says……”corny and something you’d hear at a wedding.”  Says Kai would be a good backup singer.  Stop the booing people. 

Mishavonna: I have such high hopes for her.  Singing “Drops of Jupiter” from Train.  Knows how to play to the camera and dare I say she knows how to sing?!  Will she be a savior for tonight?  Just missed out from the finals of Season 7 and this girl is proving she belongs here for Season 8.  Paula didn’t like the song choice…..Simon wants her to lighten up and not be so serious.  Paula’s rambling again…..oh Lord.  Judges are telling her to be “younger.”  Wait til next week when she sings Miley Cyrus and they tell her she sounds to “kiddish.”

Adam  : A bit overindulgent as far as singing……Am I watching or Cher?  Paula’s up clapping after the Stones’ “Satisfaction.”  She has “no words to express..”  The guy has chops but a bit screechish!  Simon says it was all over the board.  Love it or hate it.  He liked some.  Randy loved it, but I think i’m with Simon on this one.  Cher’s career is over if this guy gets through. Come to think of it maybe he IS Cher after finally finding a decent plastic surgeon!

I LOVE Paula’s ring!  I wanna make it to the top 36 some day so that I can get some of her jewelry for free!

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