IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

- Dizziness, nausea, vomiting

- Erotic lustfulness

- Loss of motor control

- Loss of clothing

- Loss of money

- Loss of virginity

- Attraction to the same sex

- Table dancing

- Headache

- Dehydration

- Dry mouth

- A desire to sing Karaoke

- In extreme cases, incarceration

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

 We are Dancing with the Cleveland Stars!!  I don’t know why they asked ME to do this gig but there was no way I was turning down this offer…It is so incredibly fun and the exercise is great!!  Plus I’m stretching my body in ways I never knew I could.  Seriously almost had a cigarette after we danced the salsa!

This is my dance instructor, Minas.  He is awesome!!  And certainly not bad to look at either…..have you seen us dance yet?  Check us out each Tuesday on News Channel 5 between 5-7a then on their website www.newsnet5.com.  

It was opening night of the Cleveland Film Festival last night and Clevelanders showed up in force!!  For all the info on the Festival which runs until the 29th can be found HERE!

Jewel likes us, she really does! From the Travel section of USA Today:

Q: What’s the most surprising/unexpected place you’re ever visited and why?

A: Little Italy in Cleveland. It’s unbelievable. I had no idea it existed. One of my managers grew up there and he told me that it was just like going back in time in an old movie and it really was. There were Italians out on the street hand-rolling cigars and smoking them. Everybody knew each other. It was a little, teeny, really tight-knit community. There was a local boxing gym where all the local youth trained. It was like being in The Sopranos or the movies or something. I didn’t know Cleveland had one. It’s very traditional. It was a neat experience.